Human Financial Advisor Horror Stories about Portfolio Management

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Most advisors are just monkeys

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Most are just monkeys 🐒 on a string following a long set of guidelines. What you need is someone who understands math and questions every single guideline. Some of the guidelines don't past the test and end up costing their clients money every year.

This is a very small percentage that can actually do this. In fact my financial advisor is one of the majority monkeys. Occasionally I need to remind him to manage my account my way or he will start managing it like the rest of his clients. But he is a very good and smart person with a good heart.

I wouldn't trust a good percentage of them, find one that gives of the right vibe.

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ISSUES:
Incorrect Advice
Incorrect Advice
Portfolio Management
Portfolio Management

My REIT Nightmare

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What's the dumbest piece of advice a financial adviser has given you? Put your money in this “safe” REIT…. lost half of it AND the fund was “frozen” when the banks did their nasty back in 2008; had to wait for 5 years to get even that back.

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ISSUES:
Incorrect Advice
Incorrect Advice
Portfolio Management
Portfolio Management

Two weeks for nothing

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We are in the midst of looking elsewhere as we speak. Our guy is not untrustworthy. It’s just that when I ask for a simple projected income statement for post-retirement, he worked for two weeks on it and said he just couldn’t produce one. It seemed like a simple request.

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ISSUES:
Poor Communication
Poor Communication
Portfolio Management
Portfolio Management

Losing $22K in 90 Days Thanks to a Football Star Turned Investor

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I was 29 and rolled my 401k from Virginia Tech to an “investment guy” at my bank. He was the star football player in high school and had no actual qualifications for investments. I rolled my $40,000 into the bank investment account. In less than 90 days it was down to $18,000 in value.

I had them sell everything and rolled it back out to another firm. When I complained the investment guy said “you are only 29 and you will make it back.” Yeah, but it took me 5 years to build up that $40,000 and he destroyed more than half that in 3 months.

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ISSUES:
Incorrect Advice
Incorrect Advice
Portfolio Management
Portfolio Management

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